2nd Time Lucky??

5/10 - that's what I scored in my first week of predictions. While all the retards out there are tut-tutting an thinking abt how tossing a coin would have brought the same success rate, the smarter ones - who can actually simultaneously touch their nose an ears with their lil fingers, figured out that you'd need a three sided coin to even make football predictions. So Ha. In your face retards.

So now the Plastic Armchair is going to take a set of more educated guess to come up with this weeks prophecy:

Blackburn v Hull City - Both teams impressed on the opening weekend with come from behind wins. But while the Rovers got theirs Away at the ground of the team that finished 5th last year the Tigers beat in their backyard the Fulham team that won twice away all of last season. - Home Win

Fulham v Arsenal - The Gunners should find some extra gears to take with ease what has traditionally been a comfortable ground for them. Away win

Liverpool v Middlesbrough - Well played Boro in the opening week. Very well played. But even though Boro have the best record against the Big 4, I don't see them beating an under pressure Pool squad in their first match at Anfield. Home Win

Newcastle v Bolton - This is a match that few professional gamblers would be taking a punt on. But I see the home advantage playing the deciding factor. An the Jonas guy. He was awesome. Barcodes to win. With Jonas getting an assist at least.

Stoke City v Aston Villa - Things are clicking for Villa. An they will continue to do so till their traditional mid-season slump. Away Win

Tottenham v Sunderland - Sunderlund too were woeful on the road last season. An the terrible display has put pressure on the Magic Wand to start delivering - smartish. Home Win. With a gal for the much maligned Darren Bent :)

West Brom v Everton - With the Baggies playing well; and with the world an its cousin refusing to come play for Everton, this is going to be an ugly ugly match - Draw

Man City v West Ham - I expected Man City to lose at Villa Park. But not for them to be decimated. Mark Hughes better start getting results if he wants not to end up as a human rights statistic. Home Win

Wigan Athletic v Chelsea - Away Win (but you never know - if the Latics have dug up their pitch like they are prone to doing, might be a 0-0 draw as well - but official prediction is Away Win)

Pompey v ManYoo - This a again a toughie. But ManU will start clicking sooner rather than later - Away Win

So there you have it folks. Better mortgage your houses for the money - but bet before its too late